Friday, September 23, 2011
Who To Blame For Crazy Ass Bitches
Soooooo.... I suppose you want to know why women are always bad mouthing men, saying that they're no good, not good enough, and that there are no good men out there?
Well, here's your answer. Women are brainwashed. Yeah, I said it. We are brainwashed from birth about how a man should be. As a child, we're started off with beautifully animated movies like Cinderella, Lady and the Tramp, Beauty and the Beast and Sleeping Beauty.
I mean come on. Cinderella is a rags to riches story full of false hope. All it does is show little girls to behave and do what you're told and then good things will happen to you. Umm... fucking wrong? I mean, at least in Pretty Woman (a modern-ish depiction of Cinderella) it's a little more realistic since she's a fucking prostitute first. As little girls we are taught the farse of love at first sight. We are taught to believe that it's okay to fall hopelessy in love with a man we've only danced with for a couple hours. And if that's not unbelievable enough we then watch as this imaginary man not only falls in love with her back not even knowing her fucking NAME, but he then puts in an enormously ridiculous effort and SEARCHES A COUNTRYSIDE for this unknown woman!!! A prince that has numerous more convenient women throwing themselves at his overly shined shoes falls head over heels in love with one blonde in glass slippers. PLEASE. Men do not do this. Love at first sight and a momentous effort for a woman who he didn't even get to see naked are not normal habits for normal men.
Lady and the Tramp... pretty "Lady" turns around a scum bag's life and they fall in love and live happily every after. Give me a fucking break. Once a bad ass, always a bad ass and there ain't no amount of sex that's gonna change him. ESPECIALLY if you pop out six puppies... that fucker's gone.
And here's a quick lady bash. As crazy shallow ass bitches you honestly think we're going to fall in love with a FUCKING DOG like Beauty and the Beast?!?!?!?! I don't care HOW big his dick is, I'm not fucking a dog (although one of my exes was just as hairy as one so MAYBE I'm lying a bit).
Here's another fucking lie I'd like to discuss. Let's talk about Sleeping Beauty. Again... love at first sight. Fucking gag me. As little girls we're taught to wait for that one perfect white knight. So not only in this bullshit film do we have true love between a man and a woman that met for 15 minutes in the middle of the fucking WOODS (and again THEY DIDN'T GET NAKED) this man continues to FIGHT A FUCKING DRAGON for this bitch. And not only a dragon... a magical fire breathing, step on your ass and peel your body jam from out my toes kind of dragon. Now, how many guys do you know would be like "Fuck this shit. Bitch ain't worth it...." go home, pop a beer and watch the game instead? AND if falling head over heels in one afternoon and fighting a fire breathing pissed off cunt of a dragon aren't unbelievable enough, he then continues to climb 80 flights of stairs JUST TO KISS HER!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone else find it hard to believe that after physically exhausting himself and nearly dying for this bitch he gets to the top to find his sleeping girlfriend alone in a tower... and all he does is kiss her???? COME ON. I mean she's already been date raped... we know would happen in THIS lifetime.
Romance is wormed right into our tiny stupid little girl brains RIGHT from the get go. So, who do you blame for crazy ass bitches that believe in true love at first sight, Prince Charming, faithfulness, one marriage that lasts for ever, happily ever after, unicorns and other mystical creatures????
Well, here's your answer. Women are brainwashed. Yeah, I said it. We are brainwashed from birth about how a man should be. As a child, we're started off with beautifully animated movies like Cinderella, Lady and the Tramp, Beauty and the Beast and Sleeping Beauty.
I mean come on. Cinderella is a rags to riches story full of false hope. All it does is show little girls to behave and do what you're told and then good things will happen to you. Umm... fucking wrong? I mean, at least in Pretty Woman (a modern-ish depiction of Cinderella) it's a little more realistic since she's a fucking prostitute first. As little girls we are taught the farse of love at first sight. We are taught to believe that it's okay to fall hopelessy in love with a man we've only danced with for a couple hours. And if that's not unbelievable enough we then watch as this imaginary man not only falls in love with her back not even knowing her fucking NAME, but he then puts in an enormously ridiculous effort and SEARCHES A COUNTRYSIDE for this unknown woman!!! A prince that has numerous more convenient women throwing themselves at his overly shined shoes falls head over heels in love with one blonde in glass slippers. PLEASE. Men do not do this. Love at first sight and a momentous effort for a woman who he didn't even get to see naked are not normal habits for normal men.
Lady and the Tramp... pretty "Lady" turns around a scum bag's life and they fall in love and live happily every after. Give me a fucking break. Once a bad ass, always a bad ass and there ain't no amount of sex that's gonna change him. ESPECIALLY if you pop out six puppies... that fucker's gone.
And here's a quick lady bash. As crazy shallow ass bitches you honestly think we're going to fall in love with a FUCKING DOG like Beauty and the Beast?!?!?!?! I don't care HOW big his dick is, I'm not fucking a dog (although one of my exes was just as hairy as one so MAYBE I'm lying a bit).
Here's another fucking lie I'd like to discuss. Let's talk about Sleeping Beauty. Again... love at first sight. Fucking gag me. As little girls we're taught to wait for that one perfect white knight. So not only in this bullshit film do we have true love between a man and a woman that met for 15 minutes in the middle of the fucking WOODS (and again THEY DIDN'T GET NAKED) this man continues to FIGHT A FUCKING DRAGON for this bitch. And not only a dragon... a magical fire breathing, step on your ass and peel your body jam from out my toes kind of dragon. Now, how many guys do you know would be like "Fuck this shit. Bitch ain't worth it...." go home, pop a beer and watch the game instead? AND if falling head over heels in one afternoon and fighting a fire breathing pissed off cunt of a dragon aren't unbelievable enough, he then continues to climb 80 flights of stairs JUST TO KISS HER!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone else find it hard to believe that after physically exhausting himself and nearly dying for this bitch he gets to the top to find his sleeping girlfriend alone in a tower... and all he does is kiss her???? COME ON. I mean she's already been date raped... we know would happen in THIS lifetime.
Romance is wormed right into our tiny stupid little girl brains RIGHT from the get go. So, who do you blame for crazy ass bitches that believe in true love at first sight, Prince Charming, faithfulness, one marriage that lasts for ever, happily ever after, unicorns and other mystical creatures????
WALT FUCKING DISNEY. That's who. Fuck you Walt.
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